The more you get into dogs, the more into dogs you get

I tried to do this with eating only vegetables one time but apparently there was an upper limit

He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.

from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)

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themanrepeller:

Whoever wrote the subtitles on MTV’s VMA broadcast has the same dexterity as a drunk girl typing on an Iphone http://bit.ly/XMqiJu

joshlafayette:

A tattoo for bakers and Ponyboys.

Prints and more in my Society6 shop!

Seventy four

Once there was a bug in the ground.

It was born and crawled around. It was so hungry.

He almost drowned during a rain storm and almost burned during a hot cloudless day.

Eventually he found an old bean, hollowed out from another hungry bug and hardened up from lots of days.

He made it his bean house and loved it there until he died.

The end love you

Hi Daniel

Everything you poop was something you once chewed on with gusto

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someonesupportive:

lourryshots:

harry is literally all about spreading love and kindness I love him so much

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chriskaevil:

DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship

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asexualrogers:

notkatniss:

SPILL THAT TEA, SCULLY, SPILL IT

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